I CALL BULLSHIT!

Fuck, I am so sick and tired of people using the "rescue" moniker to gain trust so that they can collect donations from do-gooding people and then just exploit the animals that they claim to rescue.  Don't get me wrong, there are MANY good rescues out there, doing great work and worthy of your donations.  In fact, they NEED your donations to keep fighting the good fight.  But, sadly, there are many shit ones too.  One that I'm enjoying picking on right now is Guzoo, the fucked up, animal neglecting "sanctuary" in Alberta, Canada.

You can see more of these fuck wads here.  They sure do exploit the term "rescue".  I mean, first off, you have to actually SAVE something to rescue it...and putting tigers in small cages with no stimulation and giving them frozen water with shit in it doesn't exactly = rescue.

Second, after a little glance around their website, it would seem that a lot of the animals there aren't even fucking rescued in the first place.  They were bred or bought TO BE AT THE GUZOO.  Fucking morons.  Why you'd breed an animal just so you could plop it in a cage and feed it shitty water and plastic is beyond me, but there you go, there's one in every bunch.

I mean, fuck, this is taken from their own website.  Look at the animals they bring on their "touring zoo"!

Animals often seen at GuZoo's petting zoos are:

Mini horses/w baby
mini donkeys/with baby
Alpacas/with baby
llamas
sheep/lambs
goats/kids
bunnies
guinea pigs
pot bellied piglets
ducks
geese
chickens/chicks
baby emus
kittens
puppies

Seriously! They are breeding mini horses, donkeys, alpacas, sheep, goats, bunnies, guinea pigs, pigs, ducks, geese, chickens, emus, kittens and puppies! Just a news flash, RESCUES DON'T BREED. They also had a litter of the Basset hounds they claim to love, and look in this video to see where they thought was an appropriate place to put her whelping box!

But really, it is hard to look at the photos of the tigers with their frozen water, the cats with their frost bitten ears. But, silly people, don't feel bad! Look at what they wrote on their website (I couldn't make this shit up if I tried)!

"Don’t feel bad for the animals in the winter, they are much better suited to tolerate the cold temperatures then you might think. Instead, give our poor zoo keepers some sympathy. Regardless of the weather conditions, they must trample through snow, struggle with frozen locks, numb fingers and fight with the feed tractor which often chooses not to start on the REALLY cold days. Having to dress in layer upon layer of clothing makes movement all that more laborious. Shoveling snow out of gates and walkways, making necessary repairs to damage caused by board breaking winter winds, and trekking out into the various pastures to check that the automatic waterers have not froze up, are just some of the hardships of winter Believe me; the winter is harder on the humans at the zoo than the animals."

Yeah! Don't feel bad for the cats drinking POOED IN WATER! Don't feel bad for those pesky monkeys with nothing to do, or the tigers pacing in their cage. Don't feel bad for the wolves being taunted by the dogs. Feel bad for the poor zoo keepers! They have to fumble with cold locks!!! On top of that, but they have to do it all in an extra layer of clothes.

Here, I have something for the zoo keepers, the only ones who CHOOSE to be there. The ones who, unlike the animals, could JUST QUIT THEIR FUCKING JOBS IF THEY WANTED TO, instead of bitch about how hard life is...here it is, just for them:

Yeah, see, I don't give two shits about you, your second layer of clothes or your poor, cold fingers. What I do give a shit about is the way you've been treating the animals and the fact that you claim to care for them and rescue them. You're a bunch of dead beat liars who are in way over their heads and can't admit it. It makes me sick that you are the "caretakers" of these animals and you betray that privilege.

You WILL be closed down. And fuck you to the Alberta Fish and Wildlife, who gave these fuckers animals and also to the Calgary Zoo and anyone else who put animals in their care over the years. SHAME ON YOU!